grandtheftemo:

i can’t wait until summer when i can sit at home with the blinds closed listening to fall out boy and eating ice cream all day that’s the life

jackingtonoff:

*suddenly becomes religious* pleaseg od just let me meet the fall out boys just one time

jewfrohman:

WHENEVER I SEE JOE POSTED ON A VINE ON TWITTER I ALWAYS ASK MYSELF AM I READY AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO

catmemories:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me