officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when someone barges in on u and your guitar

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dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

*removes one earbud* what

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

nosdrinker:

i’m so sick/bored of this site but i have to win

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

when cis people can't gender place someone: confusion, despair, avoidance of self-examination
when i can't gender place someone: heart butterflies. little butterflies in my heart